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ZSE223
Essay:
I'm a classic romantic and know how to treat a woman right. I’m living proof that chivalry isn’t dead just yet. I’m also a very honest and straightforward guy. I’m always going to be myself, so what you see is what you get. (I happen to think you’ll be getting a good thing, but that’s what this is all about, right?) I’m an energetic guy, but have a pretty mellow and laid back personality. I keep a positive attitude and am quite happy with my drama-free life. The only thing that’s missing is a great woman to share it with. There are plenty more adventures to be had. The question is which one should we go on first? A few other important things for you to know…I’m good cook and am pretty good at keeping the house in order, too. Oh…and the most important thing I’ve learned to do over the years is I will always put the toilet seat down. (It’s actually not that hard! Gravity does most of the work!) In terms of my match, I want a woman who takes care of herself and is up for trying new things. I want someone with a good head on her shoulders who I can talk about anything and everything with. You also have to enjoy kids as I have one who are a very big part of who I am. I’m looking for a relationship where we’re equals and in this thing together. Being open and honest with each other is an absolute must in my book. I'm looking for someone to hold hands with, cuddle by the fire, share a glass of wine, and a few passionate kisses along the way. At the end of our lives, I believe we will be measured, not by our material accomplishments, but by our relationships -- the quality and depth for which we loved. For me, above all is love... .... Love is healing... Love is happiness and much more... Communication and Commitment help us to return to love when we lose our way... If I were to time travel and look back across a completed lifetime, this is what I plan to be saying... "What did i do with my life?? hmm... Lived a life guided by love... was lucky enough to have found one very special person and loved her with all my heart and soul, gave her my time, my attention, my loving support, and did the best i could to always be there... We didn't always agree on things, but that was the best part of us... What we did do, was always find a way to make it work -- for us, and for everyone involved... We shared many life experiences together always looking for ways to make them fun... and believe me, sometimes that was no small task!! We found ways to make each day an adventure, and every now and then, found a way to sneak in a real adventure too... but all in all, it was the sharing that made it special. We are each far from perfect, but together... We were.... are....Perfection! So grateful and thankful am I, for the most wonderful opportunity of a lifetime.... to have lived a life of love.... " ...Later, when i asked my dogie what she thought, she said, "Hey, no one reads this stuff, they only look at the pictures... How about a biscuit and let's go for a walk!" Before we head off to the dog park, here is a bit more... Starting with, I'm more than a bit uncomfortable talking about me...would much prefer to learn more about you!
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33 / M / Straight / Single
Orlando, Florida#
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http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Garybarlow_taco My self-summary
What did you think about me when you first saw me?
Do I make you happy?
Which song comes to your mind and heart, while you think of me?
When exactly did you fall in love with me?
What are the things that remind you of me?
What are your feelings about our first kiss?
What is the sexiest thing about me?
What would you like me to call you as?
Who would be your dream date?
Where would you like to go for your honeymoon?
How can I make you feel more special?
What is it I have to do to keep you in my life forever?
Which is the one flaw in me that you hate the most and I can correct it?
What are your romance fantasies?
What kind of lingerie do you like?
Describe your idea of a perfect night together.
Do you feel comfortable in initiating sex?
If you have to be in a long distance relationship, are you willing to fight it out?
How many kids would you like to have?
By what time would you want me to be back from work?
Do you believe that I am your soulmate?
How do you want the wedding to be?
Did you take anyone's help to figure out how to ask me out on a date? (if she has asked you out)
If I don't express it to you, how do you know that I want to make love?
What is your idea of being happily married?
funny question..
Do I impress you? (ask it with a puppy face!)
Who was your favorite cartoon character as a child?
What would be that one superpower you'd want to have?
What is the dumbest question you've been asked ever?
What is the wildest thing you've ever done?
What's your favorite cuss word?
Have you ever broken a bone of a person?
What are things you like to do alone?
What makes you laugh the hardest?
What is your wildest fantasy till date? Which hollywood actor would you want, as a part of it?
If you had a billion dollars, what would you do with it?
Catfight? Who scratched who?
How would you want to take revenge with your boss? (if she keeps complaining about her smutty boss)
What was the scariest or the mushiest movie you have ever watched?
Do you pick your nose and rub it on the couch when no one is looking?
Can you see dead people? (Bah!)
Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
What's the cheesiest compliment that you have ever received, be it by a girl or a guy?
Have you ever developed feelings for a girl?
Did you ever have a crush on any of your male teachers?
Would you like to take a stroll or join a sport activity while on beach?
What would be that one thing you wouldn't be caught dead doing?
Can you fake any accent? If yes, would you show me?
Can I see what's all inside your handbag?
Have you ever dressed like a bimbo?
DEEP Q
What is intimacy for you?
According to you, what makes for a perfect man?
If I were to have had a past relationship, would that bother you? Why?
If you had a chance to mend an ex relationship, or to change its course, would you take it?
What is your saddest memory?
What is the most important thing taught to you by your family?
What is your biggest fear?
What turns you off the most?
When you pray, whom do you pray for?
How many kids would you like to have?
What does a good relationship look like?
What was the most frightening moment of your life?
Have you ever been cheated? If yes, how?
Have you ever taken any antidepressants or anxiety medication?
Do you think of me as the only one you could tell anything and everything to?
Which is the song that makes you cry?
Do you give out second chances too easily?
How would you feel if I told you I still have feelings for my ex?
Do you regret any of your decisions? What are they?
Which advise do you think was the best that you have received?
Do you have a picture about the dream home in your mind?
Who would be that one celebrity you'd want to switch life with?
Would you want to spend your New Year's eve partying with friends in a disc, or a romantic dinner with me?
Which is that one thing you're immensely passionate about?
Do you think we could dwell into a 'live-in' relationship?
If I decide to move away from this country, will you move with me?
Do you think we'll love each other so much when we're 80?
How important is our love to you?
What are your views on marriage?
Do you think anyone can ever take my place in your life?
Have you lied about something casually, and then regretted it since?
Have you been cheated? Have you cheated on someone?
Do you think emotional infidelity is justified?
Do you have to confess anything? Or do you want to say something you haven't?
If you have to change three things about you and me, what would they be?
Do you share the same connect with someone else, that you share with me?
If I reach the abyss of failures, will you stand by me?
Am I really 'the one' for you?
How true is your commitment towards me?
Can you imagine life without me?
RANDOM
Do you believe in God?
Do you prefer an exotic meal in five-star hotels or a supremely delicious fruit-cake from a bakery nearby?
What are the 3 things that make you go weak in your knees?
Do you like to dance? Can you teach me some dancing skills?
What is your favorite TV show?
How were your school days? Is there any particular funny incident that you remember vividly?
What do you like to do in your leisure time?
What are the languages in which you can speak fluently?
What is your favorite sport?
Is there a thing you'd want to keep doing for the rest of your life?
Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob? (Dude, this is the funniest question you could ask your Twilight-freak girlfriend!!!)
What are you excessively obsessive-compulsive about?
What can totally impress you?
If your life was a book, what would you name it?
Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Who is your inspiration for life?
Do you booze? How often?
If there is one thing that makes you smile instantly, what is it?
Are you addicted to Facebook?
Do you like chick flicks or action flicks?
What do you like about yourself the most?
Which is your dream car?
What kind of music do you like the most?
Are you scared of dark?
What is your idea of a perfect evening?
PERSONAL QU
What is your favorite bedtime story?
Did you have a happy childhood?
Where did you grow up?
Who was your role model while growing up?
If you could change one thing about your childhood, what would it be?
Is there anyone on this world you love more than yourself?
Were you picked on at school?
Do you still believe in Santa Claus?
Have you ever slapped another girl after you turned 18?
What do you think is your best physical feature?
What do you think is your worst habit?
What is the wildest thing you've ever done?
Quick, name the first three things that come to your mind when I say _____________ .
Do you have any weird habits?
As a young girl, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Have you ever had an addiction that you had to fight really hard to get rid of?
What are your thoughts on gay marriages?
Have you ever had a near death experience?
How would you want to die?
What do you find most attractive in a man?
Do you have an OCD? If yes, what is it?
Have you ever dreamed of being an actress?
Do you believe in soulmates?
Who was your first boyfriend? Why did your relationship break up?
What makes you happy?
What are your favorite colors? Why?
As a child, did you ever do something illegal?
What's your favorite song?
What do you do to unwind after a long day's work?
What's the wackiest pick up line that's been tried on you?
What's the cheesiest conversation starter that you've ever used?
Pick one - chocolate or diamonds.
What is your opinion about physical intimacy in relationships?
What turns you off about men?
If I could have just one wish,I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine...Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.
Whenever I day dream,and day dream I do,in my secret garden,I day dream of you.I day dream of you,in a faraway land;embracing me tight and holding my hand.
Holding my hand,and touching my face.Just you and me,in this peaceful place.In this peaceful place a pristine river flows.Where the unicorns run,a breeze always blows.A breeze always blows and sings of a song,our love in a place where you're never gone.Where you're never gone is as it would seem,from dusk until dawn,whenever I day dream.And whenever I day dream,and day dream I do,in my secret garden,I day dream of you
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GETE325
My dear, for my personal traits, I am,Kind, Confident,Smart, Responsible,Honest, Flexible,Communicative, Sensitive,Gentle,Cheerful, Optimistic and Romantic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am honest, dependable, loving, gentle, affectionate and have good friendship. I feel that a WOMAN is God's undeserved gift to MAN and she is supposed to be loved, reverenced, protected, respected, and cherished. I feel all is not fair in love and war. That is, I feel you should give someone your best and that you should exercise respect and honesty. I appreciate genuine companionship and soul inspired relationship. You the one in which you can feel the earth move beneath your feet with just one kiss. Or, one in which you spend idle moments just thinking about the other person. Yet, I know life involves balance. I look for the good in most situations and choose to look for the good in others.
I want Someone I can be silly with. Someone I can play with. I bring out the little girl in you and you the little boy in me. I am not perfect, but I will be perfect for you and you will be perfect for me. I know true love, just like in the movies, exists. One of my favorite quotes about relationships..."You and your beloved are walking a path never walked in exactly the same way by anyone else who has ever lived. You do not take a breath, think a thought, have a wisp of feeling that existed before, and the intimacy you build together will never be known again..I am Looking for someone who is smart, pretty, sexy, sensual, adventurous, curious, honest, authentic, committed, tenacious, open, passionate. You have a high level of self awareness and you place importance on being consistent inside and out. I generally try to live a somewhat healthy lifestyle, exercising and some sort of jogging, 3-4 days a week and eating healthy, (trust me, I love sweets and pastries, but try not to over do it)..I consider myself to be a fairly honest and truthful person and expect the same in return; I'm not wealthy and don't expect someone to attempt to deceive me or "play" me.
