DHU
chumsky
Location: Richmond Illinois
Zip Code: 60071
Education: Master's Degree
Income: $125,000 - $275,000
Job: Real Estate
Has Kids: No
About Me
Anatidaephobia is my biggest fear in life. It's the fear that some time, some where, some how, a duck is watching you. I can't make this stuff up. I just wanted you to know that if we do hit it off, Disneyland/world is out of the question. That's usually a deal breaker. Anyway, I have many leather bound books. Most of which, are in Latin. That's right. I'm smart. I was on this site once before, when I found a match. It didn't take, so I came up with a smoother way of meeting the ladies. What was that, you ask? Let me tell you....
I bought a falconer’s glove.
I would approach the girl I like wearing the falconers glove.
I would ask her “Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?”
I then look up to the sky, hopeful/sad.
If she says “No,” I would look distraught and ask her if she wouldn’t mind helping me look for my falcon.
No human being would ever turn down an opportunity like this.
I would use the time we spend together searching for the falcon to get to know her.
At the end of my search I would act like I need consoling from the loss of my one true friend.
By this point her interest in me based on the fact that I was able to put so much love and time into the raising of a falcon more than ensured a second date.
But, that became redundant. So, here I am. Ladies, be gentle. I also recently escaped from a sexually inept relationship. Needless to say, I am looking for someone who enjoys sex. Let me reassure you, I'm not at all just about sex, but when you've been deprived for so long, I feel it necessary to mention sex will be a voracious part of our relationship. I also write a sex column, so it would help if my mate isn't a stick in the mud. What else? I love brains. Theyre not just for dinner anymore. Brains are, by far, the sexiest feature of any woman. So, if you spell any words with a Z instead of an S, keep moving. I love to cook, I play the piano and I will pick a dive bar over a night club any day of the week. Anything else you would like to know....just ask!
