Tutor needed to teach Australian children to speak English

Apparently from a parallel universe where English is not the national language of Australia and England.
http://www.englishboard.com/esl/job/job ... earchword=

Posted by joefrank < [email protected] >
(This is a Full-Time job in Other)

English Tutor Needed



Hello Tutor,
I am Sir.Joe frank.am 50yrs retired Australian national.I
live currently in Newcastle England with 2 of my grand children
because their parents died in a motor accident and left them for me.
I have to take them out of Australia at the moment because i needed to
change their environment in order to take their parents death out of
their sight and mind.I am darly in need of an english teacher/efl tutor
who is willing to relocate to England and take them up in private classes.
The job is for one year so that they could adapt well in English
before i will enroll them into private schools here.
About the kids.Their names are Peter and Jennifer with age 6 and 7yrs
respectively.They are nice looking and love singing alot.
They behave like twin and like anyone treating them equally.
If interested i would like you to indicate by sending to me your
credentials like cv/resume,full size picture and your education
credentials or certificate.
I shall pay a monthly salary of ?4,000 with tax and without tax i pay ?4,500
I also gives accommodation.I hope to hear from you.

Thanks
Sir.Joe Frank
9 Whinchat House,
Tyne and Wear,
Newcastle, England.
NE1 8JQ, 447045757852

Another version.
http://tesljobs.com/viewjob.php?id_job=14192

Private teaching - Nigeria

Hello Tutors,
I am MR. PHILIPS JONES.am 62yrs retired Australian national.I
live currently in RIVER STATE-NIGERIA as a Contractor Engineer with 2 of my grand children
because their parents died in a motor accident and left them for me.

I have to take them out of Australia at the moment because i needed to
change their environment in order to take their parents death out of
their sight and mind.

I am darly in need of an english teacher/efl tutor who is willing to
relocate to NIGERIA and take them up in private classes.

The job is for one year so that they could adapt well in English
before i will enroll them into private schools here.

About the kids.

Their names are Peter and Jennifer with age 6 and 8yrs respectively.

They are nice looking and love singing alot.

They behave like twin and like anyone treating them equally.

If interested i would like you to indicate by sending to me your
credentials like

cv/resume,full size picture and your education credentials or certificate.

I shall pay a monthly salary of £4,000 with tax and without tax i pay £4,500

I also gives accommodation.

I hope to hear from you

I got your ID at stopdodo.com

Philips Jones
Tel:+2348068283446

Please do forward any email you send to me to my yahoo and gmail ID's
[email protected] and [email protected]

And another. No email address.
http://www.myesljob.com/job-details-com ... ostID=4975

TEACHER WANTED
Name and Location
Company Type: Private Academy
Company Name: Madona Teaching Hospital
Job Type: Institute
Location: United Kingdom
Posted Date: 29-12-2009

Salary and Requirements
Salary Offered: £4,000 Pound Sterlings per month
Availability: Full-time
Minimum Work Experience: 2 Years

Hiring Date
Employment Date: January
No. of Vacancies: 23

Description
Hello Tutors,



I am Sir.Chris Fred.am 62yrs retired Australian national.I
live currently in Newcastle England with 2 of my grand children
because their parents died in a motor accident and left them for me.
I have to take them out of Australia at the moment because i needed to
change their environment in order to take their parents death out of
their sight and mind.
I am darly in need of an english teacher/efl tutor who is willing to
relocate to England and take them up in private classes.
The job is for one year so that they could adapt well in English
before i will enroll them into private schools here.
About the kids.
Their names are Peter and Jennifer with age 6 and 7yrs respectively.
They are nice looking and love singing alot.
They behave like twin and like anyone treating them equally.
If interested i would like you to indicate by sending to me your
credentials like
cv/resume,full size picture and your education credentials or certificate.
I shall pay a monthly salary of £4,000 with tax and without tax i pay £4,500
I also gives accommodation.
I hope to hear from you

Thanks
Sir.Chris Ferd
+447045757852