by arentyoucute
Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:46 pm
Well, similar to everyone's story here. I messaged a person who had a pug listed. She had perfect grammar. Then I responded back. The next email was really dodgy English:
Which upon reading caused me to go "HRRRR?!" So I responded back with, righto, how about you send me your phone number before I give you any personal details. This was the response:
[i]Ummm, so ideas of what I should call Jimmy. lol.
Mar 9 at 6:23 AM
Hiya,
Thanks for getting back to me with answers to my
questions. Cindy loves much attention and to be pampered, she is
very respectful,12 weeks old,vet checked,De wormed,micro chipped and has
all vaccines up till date,playful and loves to take naps,comforted and walks
around the house.We are in Dubbo, NSW and since you are far from
our present location,i shall arrange for a home delivery using a
nearby delivery agency in charge of pet transportation and which is closest to
our home and you will just have to pay for the delivery of the
puppies to your doorstep.
To arrange for the delivery, i will like to have your full contact
details in this order;
FULL NAMES...........
HOUSE ADDRESS.........
CITY............
POST CODE...........
MOBILE NUMBER..........
LAND LINE NUMBER.........
EMAIL ADDRESS...........
AS soon as you provide me with the above details,i will quickly
prepare the change of ownership documents and arrange for a home
delivery to your door. from inquiries you will be paying the sum of $150 to the
delivery agency directly,so this money you will have to pay will be
for the delivery of the puppy to your home, then $300 as her re homing
fee , all summing to $450, I will also send
all paperwork including details of Current vaccinations, Veterinarian
examination, Health certificate, Health guarantee, Pedigree, Travel
crate ,Micro-Chipped (In case ever lost or stolen ) and all other
health certificate at my disposal,their blankets and crate and some
food with the delivery agency in charge of transportation of the
Puppy to your home.Hope you take proper care of this puppy and
spoil her for me ,and please do send me update pics as she grows with you.
Hope to read from you soon.
Which upon reading caused me to go "HRRRR?!" So I responded back with, righto, how about you send me your phone number before I give you any personal details. This was the response:
Hello Dear, i can barely hear a thing because of an accident i had
last month which affected my ear Drum, please you can try to reach my
husband at +23791447809 it's his satellite number.
He is called Jimmy
[i]Ummm, so ideas of what I should call Jimmy. lol.
Last edited by Bryon Williams on Sun Mar 09, 2014 9:17 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Reason: Added quotation.